Mr. Baker is a Taker!

Okay, I just gotta know.. why do you feel the urge to try and cheat me for my massage, my time, my energy oh and the very seductive release I provide to you?  Now this goes out to you out there who get some kinda of sadistic pleasure by either not tipping your massage therapists or worst than that try and haggle my price like Mr. Baker did the other night.

Here you come complaining about how terrible your day was and you've come to me to deliver therapeutic bodywork, and I do, not to mention, I'm your therapist, your psychologist, and even your seductress.  You even have the insensitivity to go on and on about your beautiful new home you've just moved into and the vacation you just came back from.  You book me for one and a half hour, you want to chit chat for another thirty minutes, and after the session is over, another thirty minutes talking about who knows what, and do you really have to show me the pictures?  Listen, I don't mind talking and catching up a bit, but the blatant disregard you have for my time is intrusive and rude, its not going to fly dude!

I've humored you listening to you're disgusting fantasies of having sex with me, how would you expect me to continue putting up with your advances and foolishness.  As your Massage Therapist, my entire body is an instrument, my goal is to ensure that you feel better, and more energized  than when you arrived. As an Erotic Masseuse, I take my time with you, arousing you, teasing you with my sensual touch so that you're completely relaxed.  But men like you Mr. Baker you're still not satisfied with all that I give to you, you are greedy so you want more!

Massage Therapy is a healing art that I truly believe in and as humans, our bodies need and crave just the touch of another human.  And with the stressful lives we lead today takes a physical toll on us which is why I'm more convinced that my skills are of great value.  And if you're one of my clients I'm gonna treat you the same way I want to be treated when I go for massages myself, and I'm a great tipper.
So Goodbye Mr. Baker, I'd rather have one less client than deal with someone who doesn't appreciate my time and who wants to get something for nothing.