They say nothing good happens after midnite and certainly not when you've added ambien to the mix. Ricky called me just after I had taken my ambien. It was getting late and I thought I had a good hour before it kicks in. And besides he appears to be a calm and normal type of a guy I suppose, so I let he come by. He's a 32 year old tall white guy in decent shape. He works as an editor, I would later wonder if his job is as intense as he his. I would discover that this guy is a bit obsessed with big booties. But when did white guys become a fan of the booty? When did this happen? Was it the year of Jennifer Lopez in the early 2000's or did Beyonce's bodacious booty have something to do with this phenomena? Once the lights are off he gets a little beyond. Now sometimes I get carried away with the moment and endure the bizarre more than I like to admit to. He likes it rough and hard, that is, he likes me to spank his penis, slap his balls. I don't mind at all so I play into my dominant side, she likes to come out and play once in a while. So I asked him, why do you like torturing your friend? He said he's into a little S&M, and other things I surmised. Now before he can get it bone hard, he asked me if its ok if he licks my ass. No no no I say no. He asked if he could just see my ass, I say sure you can. He now wants me to bend over so he can look inside my asshole. I just want him to cum and since there's no body fluid that would be touching me, because he won't be licking me in my ass. I said ok you can look all you want.
I bent over and spread my ass cheeks and let him drool over it as if were made of gold. Now here comes that damn ambien creeping up on me and it either makes me a chatty cathy, or I become some kind of sexy vixen that I needed to put to sleep an hour ago. And before you know it, I got a guy on all fours begging to just smell my ass or just touch it. Can I please just lick your ass? please please please. He's so intense almost like hes been doing a line of coke. Finally he's about to let it explode, he squats down on the floor, peering up at my booty with big wide eyes jerking himself off and lets out a uproariously squeel. I pass him the towel I had in my hand to clean up the mess he had made. I'm so thankful this session is over and I am so ready to let the ambien take me to wonderland because my eyes are feeling very heavy. I escort him to the door and say goodnite!
